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The Nose Has A Clitoris??!!!

The Nose Has A Clitoris?


Well now that i have Y/your complete attention... let U/us continue:



Hot on the heels of Darwin's observations of comparable external naso-genital observations, American Surgeon John McKenzie concluded from his studies of the upper and nether regions of the human anatomy, that the olfactory mucosae, line and slits were composed of erectile tissue similar to that of the penis and clitoris.

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Soooooooo.... apparently, anatomically the nose resembles the genitalia.. or to be blunt.. the human nether regions.. or for those of Y/you that like to be really, REALLY specific and anatomically correct in Y/your terminology ... the naughty bits down there.

If this isn't unsettling enough, McKenzie also found that the nasal blood vessels fill with blood in response to sexual excitement. In short.. the human nose gets an erection when sexually aroused.

Now i don't know how McKenzie discovered this ... the image of the lab experiments that he must have undertaken to achieve consistent results on which to reasonably base his theory has conjured up images that bear no relationship at all to Sexology 501 rats and stats and labwork.

But i digress...


...in short, the nose behaves in a similar erectile manner to the rude bits down 'there'... Nasal erections are linked inextricably to nasal stuffiness, rhinitis, congestion experienced by many individuals after a really good bonk. This is confirmed by those in professions that rely on their noses.. perfume testers, wine tasters and tea blenders...who term this post-coital congestion ' honeymoon rhinitis'.


This condition removes the concerns some have about satisfying their partners. Instead of saying ' was it good for you' ... just stand by with the tissues.



Ref: McKenzie, J. 'Irritation of the Sexual Apparatus as an Etiological Factor in the Production of Nasal Disease'. American Journal of Medical Sciences, 87 (1884) 360-5


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Thursday April 26, 2007 - 10:04am (EST)

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OMG.. I knew it cleared up a stuff nose, but I never knew WHY...

(and I'm still not sure I WANTED to know that *cringe*)

Wednesday April 25, 2007 - 05:21pm (PDT) Remove Comment

Gives new meaning to a "nose job"

Thursday April 26, 2007 - 11:55am (EST) Remove Comment

*smiles, leans in slowly and gives you eskimo kisses...giggles*

Wednesday April 25, 2007 - 10:02pm (EDT) Remove Comment

*stops bonking for a moment and blows my nose* huh? *grins* i'm certainly glad that i read this *w*

Wednesday April 25, 2007 - 07:16pm (PDT) Remove Comment

*laughs* i learned this bit of info at a sex toy party *grins* nice to have a resource to "prove" it.

Wednesday April 25, 2007 - 07:49pm (PDT) Remove Comment

Yes, it's very true and my nose is cracking a fat as I type this (yes, I am flaring them).

Another related and no less interesting fact is that in the terms of parts of the brain used and reflexes involved, the sneeze is homogeneous to the orgasm - just look at the "let down" sensation you get when you feel like you are about to sneeze and you you don't.

Thursday April 26, 2007 - 04:41pm (EST) Remove Comment

is there anything more wonderful than burying your snout in a beautiful woman's naughty bits?

Thursday April 26, 2007 - 09:50am (EDT) Remove Comment

shaking my head, giggling, now i've heard it all, well almost! thank you most kindly for this wonderful lesson, the things i learn when i come to visit your page are amazing i must say!! thank you for always putting forth interesting facts and information. ~warm hugs n lots of love~

Thursday April 26, 2007 - 12:48pm (CDT) Remove Comment

oooh too the comments well they are most amuzing too.. thank you sis for the smile and giggles ..

Thursday April 26, 2007 - 12:50pm (CDT
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